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布萊德，別潑妹妹

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她才不是我妹妹

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我很希望她以後是

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不要

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一起當朋友嘛

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不要，他媽的

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比爾

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別跟他計較

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看一下你那裡吧

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金

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兒子，怎麼了？

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發生啥事？

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布萊德

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比爾，怎麼了

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我看

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給爸爸看

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我看

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天啊

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看起來挺慘的

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唐兒，你還好吧？

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唐兒，你沒事吧？

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唐兒…

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片名：陰牙人

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我們有個禮物

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貴重的禮物

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你怎麼送禮物？

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在路上看到人就給嗎？

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不

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那就不是禮物了

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那像是發傳單亂發一通

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那麼最貴重的禮物呢？

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你會送給第一個買花給你的人嗎

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不可能

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不可能

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不只有女生

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男生也有相同的禮物

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你們會因為女生長得蠻正的
就送給她嗎？

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不會

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不，你們要守好

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跟你孩子的媽分享

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對

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戒指就是這個意思

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戒指包住手指

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是要提醒大家把禮物包好

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等到你交換結婚戒指那一天

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金戒指

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懂嗎？

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這些事比性還重要

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如果你用手，這樣貞潔嗎？

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不

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-我好想你
-我也是

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這次放假我一直打電話

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我工作好忙

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我也是

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還有我媽

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她又生病了

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唐兒，我很遺憾

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大家好

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托比，這是我們的朋友唐兒

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這是托比

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托比剛搬來，他是我以前的死黨

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他明天開始來這裡上學

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嗨

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我聽說晚上有27人要立誓禁慾

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太好了

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是你的關係，你知道嗎？

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我不知道

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真的，大家很認同你說的話

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尤其是你說話的方式

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唐兒

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基太太

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寶貝，進來

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情況怎麼樣？

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他們下次還要我上台

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那當然了

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寶貝，你開心嗎？

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開心，音樂很棒，還有吃的

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媽，你好燙

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你今天很痛嗎

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聊聊年輕人的事吧

81
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關跟菲爾要問候你

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他們超可愛的

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你們超ㄍㄧㄥ的

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我們小時候不一樣

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現在真的不一樣了

86
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我們不是在抱怨

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有你是我們的福氣

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兩個小孩都是福氣

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布萊德

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我嚇到你了，怕了吧

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你的機會來了，上吧

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給我…

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愛情值得等待

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等？對啦，我會等著馬子脫褲子

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-你喝啥汽水？
-處女櫻桃

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把苞給開了吧

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唐兒，你好

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抱歉

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托比，熱情的歡迎

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該死的，你不能這樣耍我

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沒事啦，老兄

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好，老兄

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有問題嗎？

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陰莖就介紹到這裡

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現在來介紹…

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翻下一頁

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女性的私處

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-我的課本有怪東西
-別碰

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我也有貼紙，它要遮什麼？

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教育局明令遮住這個詳圖…

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陰部嗎？

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-遮起來幹嘛？
-原因很明顯

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陰莖圖就沒遮

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-那不一樣
-怎麼說？

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可悲的是，你可能永遠不會知道

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沒錯

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唐兒

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我能說哪裡不一樣

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女生天性保守莊重，所以…

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她說的沒錯

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我看過這部電影的介紹

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菲爾，這是限制級

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我聽說很好看

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菲爾…

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我沒說要看

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你知道嗎？連輔導級都會猛親

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這個嘛…

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抱歉

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沒關係

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你的手怎麼會這樣？

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小時候的事

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沒人跟你說過情況嗎？

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沒有，他們找不出原因

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幹嘛？

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我覺得是她咬的

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哪個她？

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唐兒

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寶寶能把你的指尖咬掉？

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來，呼吧

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-我們要去哪？
-你等著看吧

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這裡不是親熱的好地方嗎？

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只有晚上是

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你們覺得這樣好嗎？

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00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,058
我們有一群人

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我們會互相監督

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對嗎？

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這裡是私人土地嗎？

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小心毒葛

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唐兒，小心

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這是洞穴嗎？

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對，有人會跑來這裡…那個

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你喜歡嗎？

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不喜歡，我的屄很讚

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一定的

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真的，其他男生很喜歡

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那你去搞他們啊

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老媽，過來

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好險

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這是你活該

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是嗎？

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對

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布萊德，別鬧了

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布萊德

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這本來就沒什麼

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我一直知道我想等到結婚

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所以沒人碰過你的…

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當然沒有，拜託

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00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:06,413
幹嘛？你不是嗎？

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我是處男

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很好

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心靈上是

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只發生過一次

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-一年半前
-好

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我還在自責

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其實，你現在可能更堅強了

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你曾經親自接觸過危險
反而會更堅決

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-橋在哪裡？
-我帶你去

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活的

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不會吧，活了幾百年

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我是怎麼了？

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貞潔…

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從前，這些蛇生長的環境裡

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有大型的哺乳動物

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長出響環的菱斑響尾蛇

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因為沒人敢踩牠們

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所以比沒響環的佔優勢

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你是說，突然間
蛇寶寶生下來就有大響環？

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普遍的理論是牠生下來有初期的…

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那是早期的理論

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萊恩，謝謝

191
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響環突變經過了幾千年的演化

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-但我們不確定
-這就對了

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00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,852
你說的有可能發生

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有一天菱斑響尾蛇寶寶出生時

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完全突變

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00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:20,420
這對牠的生存好處多多

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00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,800
大家覺得這跟你們不相干嗎？

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00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,232
不是這樣

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00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,770
我知道很多同學贊成別的理論

200
00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:38,779
雖然大家認為生命就是這樣
但這跟你的人生有關

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跟你之所以是這樣有關

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00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:46,016
唐兒，我們的課跟你有關

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你卻錯過了

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00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,239
托比，聽著…

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00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,311
我今天早上超怪

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00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,807
我想我知道原因

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00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,248
我跟你在一起很開心

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00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,819
我也是

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00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:26,019
我的想法不太純潔

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00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:32,993
我覺得我們不能再一起出去了

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00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,492
一大夥人成群結隊…

212
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也一樣…

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00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:44,773
我也這麼想，只是…

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我不希望是這樣

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我們超合的

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永遠的神話

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00:25:58,859 --> 00:26:00,827
你有毛病啊

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00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,696
你嘴裡有屌比較辣

219
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:04,197
王八蛋

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為什麼不能跟別人一樣正常做？

221
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:15,075
-幹嘛老是這樣，很痛耶
-不會

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00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:19,136
我不想這樣，會痛

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00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,151
你去死

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00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,743
我愛你

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00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,823
-你愛我？
-對，你也愛我，你知道

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00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,223
對，我也愛你，我愛你的屁股

227
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,129
你一個人嗎？

228
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:03,386
我可以好好跟你聊聊嗎？

229
00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:13,333
聊你跟梅蘭妮的事

230
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,596
我跟任何馬子都沒關係

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好

232
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,641
我昨天晚上聽到…

233
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,472
你興奮了嗎？

234
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,218
我知道我們一直不親

235
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:34,354
不像兄妹，我不知道為什麼

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00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:35,786
你當然知道

237
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,557
你知道

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00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:46,361
我真的不知道，不管是什麼…

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00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:47,734
我想改變

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00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,294
那些禁慾的鬼話嗎

241
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,663
大家都清楚你想把貞操留給誰

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00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,710
我一直很有耐心

243
00:28:00,213 --> 00:28:03,273
你以為我愛跟這些混蛋一起住嗎

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00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:05,341
爸媽？

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00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,820
你坐下吧

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00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:36,716
唐兒

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00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,205
我得見你

248
00:28:50,664 --> 00:28:52,597
我帶了泳裝來

249
00:29:35,675 --> 00:29:38,370
你跟我幻想中的一樣

250
00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:40,410
你好美

251
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,839
你幻想過我？

252
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,750
沒關係，我也有

253
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,979
只不過…

254
00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:54,083
衣服比較少

255
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,576
這種感覺沒有錯

256
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,918
貞潔

257
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,090
不要上來

258
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,950
我超冷的

259
00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,638
我們回去吧

260
00:34:34,707 --> 00:34:36,037
好

261
00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:42,772
我可以嗎？

262
00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:53,014
我們做了神聖的承諾

263
00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:56,361
放開我

264
00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,032
你什麼都不必做

265
00:34:59,032 --> 00:35:03,770
住手，該死，托比，不要

266
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,672
我好幾個月沒打手槍了

267
00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:08,231
我說不要

268
00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:11,143
托比，不要

269
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:16,683
抱歉，對不起

270
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:18,081
唐兒？

271
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,118
唐兒

272
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,517
你在幹嘛？

273
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:56,215
沒事，你在心靈上還是很純潔

274
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,935
怎麼了？

275
00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:17,932
走開

276
00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:47,428
托比？

277
00:39:34,507 --> 00:39:35,939
寶貝，是你嗎？

278
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,605
是我

279
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,545
有晚飯，你想吃嗎

280
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:40,841
我吃過了

281
00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:43,077
謝謝

282
00:41:45,071 --> 00:41:47,807
唐兒，隨便掰就好了，沒事

283
00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:49,535
對，從內心出發

284
00:41:56,048 --> 00:41:58,284
-托比會來
-你有看到他嗎？

285
00:41:58,284 --> 00:42:00,486
-他說他想來
-什麼時候？

286
00:42:00,486 --> 00:42:08,290
兩天前，說如果你緊張他就不來
他想支持你

287
00:42:28,447 --> 00:42:31,450
文森先生今天請我談貞潔

288
00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,349
貞潔，好啊

289
00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:38,250
對

290
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:46,788
昨天…

291
00:42:49,902 --> 00:42:51,835
我還能談

292
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:56,909
因為昨天我還很潔身自愛

293
00:42:56,909 --> 00:43:01,402
女人，從男人衍生出來

294
00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:04,682
亞當

295
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,355
對，我搞不懂

296
00:43:13,392 --> 00:43:15,018
是這樣嗎？

297
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:17,654
這是…

298
00:43:17,830 --> 00:43:20,332
因為我內心的亞當嗎？

299
00:43:20,332 --> 00:43:24,632
這是我的骨頭與血肉

300
00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:28,966
我不知道

301
00:43:33,813 --> 00:43:36,941
不過有一點…

302
00:43:39,485 --> 00:43:45,981
我的裡面有樣東西…

303
00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:50,296
會致命

304
00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:53,165
-蛇！
-我不知道那是什麼

305
00:43:53,165 --> 00:43:56,566
蛇誘惑我，而我嚐了禁果

306
00:44:02,174 --> 00:44:07,168
我認為唐兒說的話很重要

307
00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:10,372
逐出伊甸園

308
00:44:11,617 --> 00:44:14,286
蛇！蛇！蛇！

309
00:44:14,286 --> 00:44:17,448
雖然這不是上帝的本意

310
00:44:17,723 --> 00:44:21,283
多虧了夏娃跟魔鬼…

311
00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:31,030
唐兒

312
00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:33,439
你怎麼來了？

313
00:44:33,439 --> 00:44:35,541
我來看看

314
00:44:35,541 --> 00:44:38,077
你熱衷的事一定很酷

315
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:39,078
你有開車嗎？

316
00:44:39,078 --> 00:44:42,240
有，我借我媽的車

317
00:44:56,195 --> 00:44:57,684
聽著

318
00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:02,625
你改天想一起出來嗎？

319
00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:09,273
我知道你對炒飯沒興趣…

320
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,745
你想跟我去約會嗎？

321
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,827
很好笑

322
00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:36,658
這不像你

323
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,863
這沒什麼

324
00:46:02,428 --> 00:46:05,761
這有啥好笑的？

325
00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:31,820
布萊德，我來找唐兒

326
00:46:34,193 --> 00:46:36,320
你不配，娘炮

327
00:46:37,596 --> 00:46:40,291
-什麼？
-滾離我家

328
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,459
聽著…

329
00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:47,734
你還想要的話，歡迎再來

330
00:49:47,186 --> 00:49:51,486
<演化>

331
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:06,129
<突變>

332
00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,280
女性生殖器突變

333
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,983
陰道長牙

334
00:50:17,983 --> 00:50:23,011
出現在全世界各種文化的神話中

335
00:50:23,722 --> 00:50:27,492
這些神話故事都一樣

336
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:33,089
英雄必須對抗長牙的女人

337
00:50:33,232 --> 00:50:35,393
破解她的魔法

338
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:46,500
金，我來打電話

339
00:50:55,287 --> 00:50:58,290
這個神話來自男性原始的恐懼

340
00:50:58,290 --> 00:51:01,293
害怕女性的神秘與性結合

341
00:51:01,293 --> 00:51:02,928
害怕軟弱無能

342
00:51:02,928 --> 00:51:04,296
這種恐懼顯示了

343
00:51:04,296 --> 00:51:09,668
女性性慾的力量與恐怖

344
00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:14,439
這個神話將性交想像成浩大旅程

345
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,876
每個男人都得回到子宮

346
00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:21,277
這個孕育他的陰暗溫床

347
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:29,315
陰暗溫床

348
00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:34,157
好，小姐貴姓

349
00:51:34,393 --> 00:51:36,087
我看不清楚

350
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,056
科柏

351
00:51:40,299 --> 00:51:42,528
科柏小姐，我能為你做什麼？

352
00:51:47,439 --> 00:51:48,928
這是你第一次嗎？

353
00:51:53,345 --> 00:51:56,541
好，躺下吧

354
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,120
把腳放在這裡

355
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,111
腳腳放這裡

356
00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:08,592
腳腳…好

357
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:26,036
我想你不知道接下來會怎樣

358
00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:27,969
對

359
00:52:30,849 --> 00:52:35,718
放心，我不會咬你的

360
00:52:39,124 --> 00:52:42,961
往下挪，往下…

361
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:45,395
往下挪…

362
00:52:45,964 --> 00:52:50,400
快點，往下挪，往下…

363
00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:52,701
好

364
00:52:56,308 --> 00:53:00,612
我猜猜看，你想吃避孕藥

365
00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:06,709
沒有，我只想做一下檢查

366
00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,613
確定沒有…

367
00:53:11,590 --> 00:53:14,320
變化什麼的

368
00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:20,389
我覺得裡頭可能有狀況

369
00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:22,693
沒錯

370
00:53:24,069 --> 00:53:28,733
你可能是要變成女人了

371
00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:31,877
你的身體現在會經歷很多變化

372
00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:33,605
儀器可能有點冰

373
00:53:39,351 --> 00:53:44,185
我覺得你應該很健康

374
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,952
-你有性生活嗎？
-沒有

375
00:53:49,895 --> 00:53:52,130
有

376
00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:57,533
在這間診療室裡沒有是非對錯

377
00:53:58,570 --> 00:53:59,934
好嗎？

378
00:54:03,108 --> 00:54:04,632
好吧

379
00:54:16,555 --> 00:54:18,181
這樣如何？

380
00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:20,750
是你該告訴我吧

381
00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,058
很好

382
00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:41,977
我們來測試一下你的彈性

383
00:54:50,922 --> 00:54:53,117
躺好放輕鬆

384
00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:58,891
深呼吸，痛的時候深呼吸

385
00:55:00,065 --> 00:55:01,657
我不行

386
00:55:08,206 --> 00:55:10,867
老天，你好緊

387
00:55:11,176 --> 00:55:13,303
放輕鬆

388
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:17,311
好了，來吧

389
00:55:18,283 --> 00:55:20,808
這…

390
00:55:23,054 --> 00:55:24,384
你在裡面放了什麼？

391
00:55:59,891 --> 00:56:01,660
這是真的，陰道有牙

392
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,650
陰牙

393
00:56:04,062 --> 00:56:06,120
陰牙

394
00:56:07,766 --> 00:56:09,824
陰牙

395
00:56:30,021 --> 00:56:32,955
警察！靠邊停

396
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:36,552
靠邊停，讓開

397
00:56:47,105 --> 00:56:48,367
托比？

398
00:58:11,456 --> 00:58:12,547
媽？

399
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,618
爸？媽？

400
00:58:20,265 --> 00:58:22,233
媽

401
00:58:22,233 --> 00:58:23,401
不要

402
00:58:23,401 --> 00:58:24,663
救命啊

403
00:58:26,004 --> 00:58:27,368
救命啊

404
00:58:49,828 --> 00:58:55,527
老天，寶貝，回家休息一下吧

405
00:58:58,937 --> 00:59:01,837
你得為了她打起精神

406
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,736
好嗎？

407
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:09,675
保重了

408
00:59:58,396 --> 00:59:59,624
媽？

409
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:02,861
伊略特？

410
01:00:07,272 --> 01:00:12,072
我找不到人可以說話

411
01:00:13,378 --> 01:00:16,039
我媽住院了

412
01:00:16,748 --> 01:00:20,385
我得去警察局自首

413
01:00:20,385 --> 01:00:21,613
警察？

414
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:29,082
我殺了他

415
01:00:29,394 --> 01:00:31,156
你殺了人？

416
01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:34,628
算是兩個

417
01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:39,593
對不起，你怎麼可能？

418
01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:47,410
丹塔塔

419
01:00:48,613 --> 01:00:49,909
什麼？

420
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:52,778
這是拉丁文的牙齒

421
01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:57,346
-陰道…
-我知道那是什麼

422
01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:01,526
我沒聽懂，你再說一次

423
01:01:01,526 --> 01:01:03,994
陰牙

424
01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:09,033
我裡面有，醫生說的

425
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:13,137
人家說得要英雄來征服才行

426
01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:14,501
誰？

427
01:01:15,573 --> 01:01:18,376
古希臘人跟埃及人

428
01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:20,812
基督教徒、猶太人

429
01:01:20,812 --> 01:01:22,213
玻里尼西亞人

430
01:01:22,213 --> 01:01:25,910
一堆美洲原住民跟非洲部落…

431
01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:28,314
沒事

432
01:01:48,339 --> 01:01:49,806
我沒偷看

433
01:01:50,008 --> 01:01:53,170
這是我媽的鎮定劑…

434
01:02:40,091 --> 01:02:42,115
我的衣服呢？

435
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:45,689
我得去警察局

436
01:02:46,097 --> 01:02:48,656
藥丸可能會讓你頭昏腦脹

437
01:02:49,067 --> 01:02:50,401
我得自首

438
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,971
明天再去

439
01:02:52,971 --> 01:02:55,598
你希望警察當真吧？

440
01:02:56,641 --> 01:02:57,937
來

441
01:03:29,374 --> 01:03:32,707
敬最聰明美麗的女生

442
01:03:48,726 --> 01:03:51,660
這跟我夢想的一樣

443
01:04:03,074 --> 01:04:05,243
放輕鬆

444
01:04:05,243 --> 01:04:09,981
放輕鬆，休息吧

445
01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,607
我就在這裡

446
01:05:31,629 --> 01:05:32,997
不行

447
01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:35,021
你想要我停下來嗎？

448
01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:41,332
不要

449
01:05:45,176 --> 01:05:46,370
好

450
01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:49,779
可是它們會找上你

451
01:05:50,581 --> 01:05:51,616
誰？

452
01:05:51,616 --> 01:05:53,105
牙齒

453
01:05:53,618 --> 01:05:56,416
-拜託
-我說真的

454
01:05:56,721 --> 01:05:59,086
不會，你看

455
01:05:59,524 --> 01:06:02,322
我征服它們了

456
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:06,894
看吧，我是英雄

457
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,904
我們發現這東西卡在陰莖

458
01:06:21,179 --> 01:06:22,646
這打哪來的？

459
01:06:22,847 --> 01:06:25,907
齒列不是一門精密的科學

460
01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:31,189
齒根構造讓我覺得是鯊綱動物

461
01:06:31,189 --> 01:06:33,316
鯊魚跟魟魚等等

462
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:37,517
但齒冠讓我想到圓口類

463
01:06:37,628 --> 01:06:39,095
八目鰻

464
01:06:39,797 --> 01:06:42,527
看到尖端的鋸齒嗎

465
01:06:43,568 --> 01:06:48,606
所以這是鯊魚跟鰻魚的混種？

466
01:06:48,606 --> 01:06:52,906
不是，檢驗顯示這是人的

467
01:07:43,561 --> 01:07:44,925
怎麼了？

468
01:07:46,631 --> 01:07:48,359
沒事

469
01:07:49,834 --> 01:07:53,201
我只是不敢相信

470
01:07:54,538 --> 01:07:56,232
我也是

471
01:07:58,209 --> 01:08:00,700
我不敢相信你還活著

472
01:08:03,648 --> 01:08:05,080
對

473
01:08:20,331 --> 01:08:21,855
我來，謝謝

474
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:37,872
你確定不想講事發經過？

475
01:09:22,793 --> 01:09:24,123
你要去哪？

476
01:09:24,762 --> 01:09:26,889
我得去警察局

477
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:47,983
說不定你真的是我的英雄

478
01:10:04,702 --> 01:10:06,533
讚

479
01:10:10,074 --> 01:10:11,472
遜咖

480
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,431
現在

481
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,080
她才不在那裡

482
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,673
是嗎？說話

483
01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:21,614
什麼？

484
01:10:21,919 --> 01:10:22,686
不要

485
01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,210
你聽到了嗎？

486
01:10:25,923 --> 01:10:27,720
太好了

487
01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:31,154
怎麼回事？

488
01:10:31,262 --> 01:10:32,626
沒事

489
01:10:35,766 --> 01:10:37,426
我們打了賭

490
01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:41,396
賭我能尬到你

491
01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:48,679
你們拿我打賭

492
01:10:48,679 --> 01:10:51,782
因為我發誓要禁慾？

493
01:10:51,782 --> 01:10:54,318
我知道你沒那麼神聖

494
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,149
就有

495
01:10:56,153 --> 01:10:58,712
寶貝，你的嘴巴說一回事

496
01:10:59,223 --> 01:11:05,127
可是你的屄說的可不一樣

497
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,932
媽的

498
01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:33,249
什麼爛英雄

499
01:11:47,838 --> 01:11:49,327
媽

500
01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:00,948
你是她女兒嗎？

501
01:12:04,855 --> 01:12:06,219
等一下

502
01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:10,650
坐一下

503
01:12:36,387 --> 01:12:37,546
兒子？

504
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:41,883
兒子

505
01:12:43,227 --> 01:12:45,354
爸，幹嘛

506
01:12:46,964 --> 01:12:49,830
小姐，失陪一下好嗎？

507
01:12:55,506 --> 01:12:57,530
我要你出去

508
01:12:58,676 --> 01:12:59,938
出去！

509
01:13:01,145 --> 01:13:02,407
什麼？

510
01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:12,279
是金的關係吧

511
01:13:12,323 --> 01:13:14,848
那個老屄要你踢我出去？

512
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,527
-屋漏偏逢連夜雨
-沒錯

513
01:13:21,298 --> 01:13:24,232
這一定有原因

514
01:13:24,602 --> 01:13:26,330
他神智不清

515
01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:31,638
看來不值得

516
01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,282
你得趕我出去才行

517
01:13:38,282 --> 01:13:40,977
我早該這麼做了

518
01:13:41,352 --> 01:13:42,944
對，你是該這麼做

519
01:14:12,049 --> 01:14:13,379
布萊德…

520
01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:16,080
老頭，現在是誰踢誰出去了？

521
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:53,648
拜託

522
01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:57,553
兒子，求求你

523
01:14:59,296 --> 01:15:01,423
你為什麼要娶她？

524
01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:04,535
聽著，我知道你很愛你媽

525
01:15:04,535 --> 01:15:08,766
我媽？我根本不記得那馬子了

526
01:15:18,115 --> 01:15:20,310
你害她變成我妹

527
01:15:25,923 --> 01:15:27,890
爸，我愛她

528
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,557
她也愛你

529
01:15:33,731 --> 01:15:37,564
她很愛你，真的

530
01:15:56,553 --> 01:15:58,042
老媽，閉嘴

531
01:15:59,123 --> 01:16:01,090
回你的籠子去

532
01:16:01,859 --> 01:16:03,053
快點

533
01:16:37,194 --> 01:16:38,661
對不起

534
01:16:40,497 --> 01:16:43,333
我聽到她尖叫，但布萊德說別理她

535
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,391
說她一天到晚這樣

536
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,703
真的很對不起

537
01:19:02,339 --> 01:19:04,431
你現在這樣是幹嘛？

538
01:19:07,244 --> 01:19:08,870
你害怕嗎？

539
01:19:28,899 --> 01:19:31,492
這超怪的

540
01:19:32,169 --> 01:19:33,636
等著吧

541
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:40,304
等等

542
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:51,943
你幹嘛…住手

543
01:21:02,426 --> 01:21:04,484
你懂我們錯過什麼嗎？

544
01:21:09,633 --> 01:21:13,296
你我一直知道最後會這樣吧？

545
01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:19,838
自從小時候，我…

546
01:22:39,556 --> 01:22:41,045
老媽，修理她

547
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,197
放下來

548
01:23:02,712 --> 01:23:06,477
不！

549
01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:30,933
等等，唐兒，別丟下我

550
01:26:47,404 --> 01:26:57,370
劇終
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